Turns out I'm going to be born early. I'm not negative 10 days old. I'm negative 7 days old. Holy crap. I aged three days in a matter of minutes! Someone call Ripley's because I just don't believe it! The news was definitely shocking. But with my new found age comes new found wisdom. The first thing I realized is that my enemy list needs to be expanded to include cats. They're sneaky little critters and not trustworthy (see above). The second thing I realized is that I will be able to watch the Notre Dame/Boston College game with my dad on November 8. This is good news because I'm a huge Notre Dame fan and I'd love nothing more than to see the Fighting Irish take down BC. I guess I've never quite gotten over that loss in 1993 that cost ND the National Championship. Also, I've never really cared for Doug Flutie as a player or commentator. The shape of his head is just weird, you know?Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Holy Crap!
Turns out I'm going to be born early. I'm not negative 10 days old. I'm negative 7 days old. Holy crap. I aged three days in a matter of minutes! Someone call Ripley's because I just don't believe it! The news was definitely shocking. But with my new found age comes new found wisdom. The first thing I realized is that my enemy list needs to be expanded to include cats. They're sneaky little critters and not trustworthy (see above). The second thing I realized is that I will be able to watch the Notre Dame/Boston College game with my dad on November 8. This is good news because I'm a huge Notre Dame fan and I'd love nothing more than to see the Fighting Irish take down BC. I guess I've never quite gotten over that loss in 1993 that cost ND the National Championship. Also, I've never really cared for Doug Flutie as a player or commentator. The shape of his head is just weird, you know?
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cats are distasteful to say the least. You are wise beyond your negative three days! Too bad you won't be here to watch the elclection results come in. How do you feel about socialism? Don't be too hard on doug flutie. I know he went to bc but he does lots to help special kids
ldyace34,
I would respond to your question, but I am planning a big post on Election Day. All of your questions will be answered then!
But what if that cat were aiming at Jerry Bruckheimer (who is conspicuously absent from your enemies list, I might add)?
Actually Tezumak, the caption of that picture was supposed to be "Dallas, Texas, November 22, 1963".
As far as Jerry goes, any guy who produced Black Hawk Down is ok in my book. Though I will admit he's had several misfires. Unlike the cat in the picture.
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