So I was supposed to go home on Saturday afternoon.  I was excited because that meant no more nurses poking and prodding at me and no more apothecaries applying their leeches to me. Instead, the "doctor" told me I had "jaundice" and decided to keep me an extra night.  Of course, I saw through this ploy immediately.  They were attempting to isolate and study me so they could then replicate me (for military purposes, I assume).  Before I knew it, they had blindfolded me and imprisoned me in a blue cage (see above).  Of course, no cage can hold me, especially when I have this guy on my side:

I distracted the doctors with my Christopher Walken impression:
while my dad took out the security guards and wired the place to blow.

So now I'm home and as happy as can be.  I didn't realize we'd have such a big television or that my bed would be so comfortable.  And the best thing about home?  Nary a hippy in sight.
1 comment:
lou, (I mean Lucy), you are hysterical! Glad you made it home okay and all is well. Hope the jaundice clears up soon...Em had it too, wasn't too scary :)
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